The Colbert Questionert

Stephen Colbert has a new(er) segment called The Colbert Questionert. He asks guests fifteen questions “‘scientifically designed, psyche probing’ questions” to really get to know them. I enjoy these lightning round question and answer type segments (see the Pivot Questionnaire from Inside the Actor’s Studio).

Here we go:

  1. What is the best sandwich? Meatball sub
  2. What’s one thing you own that you should really throw out? My old Citadel stuff. Uniforms, manuals, belt buckles. Honestly, what am I going to do with them? It’s just taking up space. But can you donate those uniforms? Maybe that’s why I still have it. I don’t know who to give it to.
  3. What is the scariest animal? Snakes are quite creepy
  4. Apples or Oranges? Oranges, but only those cutie oranges. They’re simpler to deal with.
  5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? Yes, on multiple occasions. I was heartbroken though one time when my brother and I went to ask three wrestlers for their autographs at a Shoney’s. We were rejected and it hurt to the core.
  6. What do you think happens when we die? I don’t know, but I hope it’s something unbelievable.
  7. Favorite action movie? (Right now…) Mission: Impossible: Fallout
  8. Favorite smell? My wife’s lotion
  9. Least favorite smell? Poop
  10. Exercise: Worth it? Yes, it just helps you feel better.
  11. Flat or sparkling? Flat.
  12. Most used app on your phone? Disney Magic Kingdoms. It’s a game that delights me to no end and my kingdom keeps expanding. 🙂
  13. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: What do you listen to? Eye of the Tiger by New Found Glory…it doesn’t say I’m listening to it on loop.
  14. What number am I thinking of? 21
  15. Describe the rest of your life in five words…A fun and memorable journey