Mom, how tall is my mouth?

Belle

Belle: Mom, I miss my baby brother being in your belly.
Mom: Really? I don’t.

A Conversation On Bacon

Belle: Daddo, you have bacon on your sandwich. You don’t put bacon on sandwiches.
Daddo: Uh, I beg to differ. You can put bacon on everything.
Belle:………..yeah, like on your plate.